What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:37

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
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Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
Dr No
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service